fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

(via secretskeletonchris)

Everything I know I learned from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

run-with-your-scissors:

1. Gay is okay. image

2. Straight is okay. image

3. Crazy is awesome. image

4. Transvestites are fine. image

5. Rock ‘n roll is fantastic. image

6. How to do the time warp. image

7.Balding men can be cool. image

8. Wheelchair-bound doesn’t make you anything less than you are. image

9.Feeling sexy is nothing to be ashamed of. image

10.Dress to express. image

11. Don’t dream it, be it. image

(via simplyanjali)

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via secretskeletonchris)

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

(via secretskeletonchris)

yastheoptimist:

I love this show haha.

(Source: jakeparalta, via sarahwoolsey)

liontamer1992:

I started laughing……then I started crying……..you have ruined me Dr. Who….

liontamer1992:

I started laughing……then I started crying……..you have ruined me Dr. Who….

(via cumber-porn)

jagk-o-lanternoir:

Fun Game: Just pause an episode of Gravity Falls at any point and take in the sights

jagk-o-lanternoir:

Fun Game: Just pause an episode of Gravity Falls at any point and take in the sights

(via lupinswilly)

korranation:

blackmoods:

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

doooodles

I WANT TO CRY

Can we take a moment to appreciate how amazing this is?

korranation:

blackmoods:

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

doooodles

I WANT TO CRY

Can we take a moment to appreciate how amazing this is?

(via lupinswilly)